Santa Squiffy's Christmas Grotto
Gran's Christmas
When I asked my grandmother what she wanted for Christmas, she replied: "The best gift I could ask is to be surrounded by my friends."
Well, we just returned from the cemetery and it does not seem too happy.
British Rail
British Rail, ransacked several of their leaders to put models of Rudolph and his friends above their counters.
They strongly deny that this is another example of Political Correctness gone mad.
They just do not want staff with kites above their station.
IF you see a man FAT ...
Who is jovial and charming,
Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit,
And if he is chuckling and laughing,
While flying around in a miniature sleigh,
With eight tiny reindeer along the shoot,
Next, let's face it my friend ....
Your eggnog's too strong!
Christmas Affliction
Q: What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: You get Tinsel-UTI!
Politically Correct Christmas
And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his "That would definitely help," said the Pharisee, who knew both Mary asked: "What does the birth of my son has to do with snowmen?" Few away from the crowd, a Philistine was painting the "We're not haggard or homeless. The inn was full, "said Mary. Two women began to argue fiercely.One said she objected to Jesus: "I am not a single mother," Mary started to say, but it was interrupted by the arrival of 10 child advocates, all trained to detect signs of child declaring "Free the Bethlehem 2" began to appear, referring "None of these answers," said the woman, "I just wanted to say" Yes, but how many of you are gay or disabled? "someone shouted ....
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